If Pepe Le Pew ever caught the offended who was
unfortunate enough to have a run-in with a paint roller,
the room would be in shambles.
The display case of croissants spilt across the floor,
the thin, black wired chairs overturned.
Those chairs always made me want to be
thirty-five waking up to stretch and scratch
pouring O.J., reading the papers,
the Eiffel Tower framed in the window
above the balcony,
the Eiffel Tower framed in oak
above the toilet.
The Parisian air would drift in and inspire me
to paint, to make love and I’d be fat and hairy,
but sure of my irresistibility.
Even at age 8, watching Saturday morning cartoons in Indiana,
I wanted to sit in a chair like that.
unfortunate enough to have a run-in with a paint roller,
the room would be in shambles.
The display case of croissants spilt across the floor,
the thin, black wired chairs overturned.
Those chairs always made me want to be
thirty-five waking up to stretch and scratch
pouring O.J., reading the papers,
the Eiffel Tower framed in the window
above the balcony,
the Eiffel Tower framed in oak
above the toilet.
The Parisian air would drift in and inspire me
to paint, to make love and I’d be fat and hairy,
but sure of my irresistibility.
Even at age 8, watching Saturday morning cartoons in Indiana,
I wanted to sit in a chair like that.